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thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

You’re all going to jail.

"… if you mispronounce Arkansas (Ar-kan-saw) you’re in for a fine or jail time. Just be sure not to flirt with those Northerners as you tell them they are breaking the law. In Little Rock, flirtation between men and women on the streets may result in a 30-day jail term. You might get to share a cozy cell together. Be careful. Don’t get extremely cozy in that cell. Oral sex is considered sodomy in Arkansas and is punishable."

-What not to do in Arkansas

elfyourmother:

pictureamoebae:

imperfectsimmerr:

simnationblog:

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In case anyone is interested…

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demonic-lionfish:

smiling-dragons:

frecklemachine:

Hey, guys. If you keep reptiles or know anything about them, I need your help.
I recently moved onto a military base where I’m not allowed to keep reptiles, meaning my three snakes - who are like children to me - had to go to my sister in Colorado for a while. Long story short, I’m worried about their well-being and it isn’t working out too well. My mother refuses to take her to buy food for them, so they ARE NOT EATING. I am absolutely heartbroken.
So, if you live in Colorado or know someone there, please help me out. I need someone to watch them until I can have them again. I PROMISE I will reimburse you for everything as soon as possible. They already have cages and heating that I purchased for them. Please. I’m desperate. These are my babies and they’re going hungry. I love them so much. These animals have kept me from losing my mind and I can’t stand the thought of this.
Please reblog this. My animals need loving, temporary homes. I will be endlessly thankful and I will be sure to make it up to you. Just please help my babies.
Don’t hesitate to message me if you have questions.

Signal boosting to help some beautiful scaly babies!

Signal boost, I might adopt one if they aren’t too expensive.

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