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thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

You’re all going to jail.

"… if you mispronounce Arkansas (Ar-kan-saw) you’re in for a fine or jail time. Just be sure not to flirt with those Northerners as you tell them they are breaking the law. In Little Rock, flirtation between men and women on the streets may result in a 30-day jail term. You might get to share a cozy cell together. Be careful. Don’t get extremely cozy in that cell. Oral sex is considered sodomy in Arkansas and is punishable."

-What not to do in Arkansas

elfyourmother:

pictureamoebae:

imperfectsimmerr:

simnationblog:

Get The Sims 2: Ultimate collection for FREE!!!!

Simply go to “Redeem product code” in Origin and enter: I-LOVE-THE-SIMS

It is for 1 week only, so hurry!

its downloading right now! Is it just the base game or the whole thing?

In case anyone is interested…

i just tried it and it’s legit. ultimate collection is sims 2 + ALL expansions + ALL stuff packs. get it while it’s hot!!

demonic-lionfish:

smiling-dragons:

frecklemachine:

Hey, guys. If you keep reptiles or know anything about them, I need your help.
I recently moved onto a military base where I’m not allowed to keep reptiles, meaning my three snakes - who are like children to me - had to go to my sister in Colorado for a while. Long story short, I’m worried about their well-being and it isn’t working out too well. My mother refuses to take her to buy food for them, so they ARE NOT EATING. I am absolutely heartbroken.
So, if you live in Colorado or know someone there, please help me out. I need someone to watch them until I can have them again. I PROMISE I will reimburse you for everything as soon as possible. They already have cages and heating that I purchased for them. Please. I’m desperate. These are my babies and they’re going hungry. I love them so much. These animals have kept me from losing my mind and I can’t stand the thought of this.
Please reblog this. My animals need loving, temporary homes. I will be endlessly thankful and I will be sure to make it up to you. Just please help my babies.
Don’t hesitate to message me if you have questions.

Signal boosting to help some beautiful scaly babies!

Signal boost, I might adopt one if they aren’t too expensive.

ruupee:

Giveaway: Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds 3DS XL

i’m giving away this beautiful console because i got a new one as a present, and after much thinking i decided that i prefer that one. it’s smaller and i’ve got tiny baby hands so it fits me. and besides i don’t live in the same region anymore so it’s easier.

but the look on my face when this arrived in the mail was that of pure joy so i thought it’d be so cool to give it away to someone, i know a lot of you probably don’t have a 3DS yet and games are a comin so you’re gonna need it!! (and hopefully i get to see the look of joy on the winner’s face if they take a picture please take a picture)

let me just poop out the details real quick

  • like and reblog to enter
  • i’ll ship internationally for free BUT the console is american so it’s region locked!! you can use it in your country but you’ll have to import games (or get an american user and download from the store, if that works. i don’t know if it does or how to do it!)
  • please be willing to give me name and address
  • keep your ask box open or i can’t contact you
  • you don’t have to follow me to win. feel free if you want (i got a gaming blog) but it won’t increase your chances it’ll only succeed in making me happy
  • the download code for albw is not included, but the AC adapter is and of course the little pen
  • giveaway ends on august 6

i think that’s it!! 

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